dicklover3000:

*on a date*

so haha tell me more about your dog

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undefyinq:

undefyinq:

imagine having Ellen Degeneres as your grandma

(Source: bitchyteenager)

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angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

(Source: uncooler)


lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.


cup0fnoodles:

I care too much and that’s why I always hurt too much


jesuschristvevo:

*has my feelings surgically removed*


richgaaaang:

fat isn’t an insult skinny isn’t a compliment they’re just words describing body types please drill that in your heads

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yologna:

i let my laundry basket overflow because i like to push my limits in life

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blushscars:

mrteavg:

GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief

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